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The Dicks of Hazard 

A multi-cultural open-age online gang of computer savvy people who don't take any shit off anyone just like ghetto toilet paper. If you know in your heart you can be a dick for a good cause, join The Dicks of Hazard!
1.Some crackhead kept trying to feed my dog, so I called The Dicks of Hazard.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.
The Dicks of Hazard by MadamexXx February 17, 2009

King of the Dicks 

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way
"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"
King of the Dicks by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

sort the dicks 

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.
Tonight we must sort the dicks together.
sort the dicks by Chikalay May 11, 2010

Got the Dicks 

A phrase used when somebody wants to have sex with somebody else.
Emily keeps touching me!
Really? Maybe she's got the dicks for you.
You think she would want that?

Fuck, I've got the dicks hardcore for Jack. Hes a real man.
Got the Dicks by JackTheFuckingMan October 3, 2012

the supreme dicks 

Art rock noise band started in the 80's which while never successful was cited as influential by such bands as Sonic youth and dinosaur jr.
Hey let's go out to spaceland, I hear the supreme dicks are playing.

Can we get on the guest list?
Not tonight man unless we get there early.

Forget it
the supreme dicks by tvod February 7, 2015

dicks on the wall 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
dicks on the wall by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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