Chikalay's definitions

sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

by Chikalay May 11, 2010

depart-a-hor

To think/feel that your horoscope lacks insight or meaty-ness. Possiblity to create ur own future in a humurous or fashionable sense.

(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign

Lately Johnny hasn't been fitting in with all the other taurus's so we hor-de-scoped him into a new category of cat-fish.

"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."

"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"

by chikalay April 6, 2012