The Curtis
Curtis has cancelled on us again. He keeps pulling the Curtis on us! Don’t be a Curtis and eat your five a day!
The Curtis by Pedro pires March 25, 2023
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The Curtis Effect
The Curtis Effect is the action in which a person has something done to them, but this person takes either way to long to realise what's happened (a major delayed reaction) or to over emphasise the action done to them, for example someone getting punched and the person that gets hit would fly across the room. This effect tends to take place to people with 100 subscriber YouTube channels and above (this isn't yet known why).
*Person 1 hits Person 2*
(Person 3) "Why did he go so far"
(Person 4) "Must be the Curtis Effect again"
(Person 3) "Why did he go so far"
(Person 4) "Must be the Curtis Effect again"
The Curtis Effect by LilSqeezyWert September 13, 2018
Curtis "'50 Cents'" Jackson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
jungle roll the beef curtians
jungle roll the beef curtians by the dina March 6, 2009
Says the incest cultist
Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
Says the incest cultist by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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