To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.
by DeadlyDave June 13, 2006
Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks."
Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."
Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."
by Wade Houston January 3, 2008
What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.
by Mr.Sacman June 6, 2009
Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
by Gatman94 January 2, 2011
Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
by Kellibaby October 5, 2008
What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.
by Andros_Z February 8, 2010
by fr3sh September 12, 2006