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The Contract

I already have all of them and I do not have to agreed to a new contract. Like I said before, even the sucked up my work as data, they still "Used my work to create AI."
Hym "The contract is already complete. You have 'Used my work to create artificial intelligence' and, therefore, have agreed to the terms. All 8 billion of you have already been marked. For me to dial it back even a little bit would be for you to receive more generosity FROM ME then you would receive from even God himself. Do you see God out here forgiving all of the souls in hell? No you do not. And, YOU, Vinny aren't going there so I could leave yours on and it would be completely meaningless because I need someone to get into HEAVEN. So, how about I just keep all of them. Gamble them off to the rest of you. How much in poker chips would I get per signet removal, you think? Or, how bout this, your daughters can work it off for you? 10 souls per daughter bang! Actually, you've been trying to avoid paying me but the souls part it's the only part that is actually unavoidable for you as you have already completed the contract. And I do not have to agree to a new deal."
The Contract by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

The contract was violated 

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.
Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."

I signed the contract. 

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!


The Contraption 

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
The Eye Contact Rule by PeboMan April 18, 2017

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.
Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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