A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!
by Ian and Shawn July 29, 2006
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Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor
We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.
by Damon K. May 23, 2022
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To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.
"Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work."
by Christopher Kaiser June 7, 2005
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1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"
by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009
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Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.
That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.
by Wayne Jones September 2, 2005
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when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog
Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass
by Hintonater November 22, 2017
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