The Contest

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A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.

Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.

The Contest by snafoolery April 5, 2009

Words you can keep

The Contest

A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.

"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."

The Contest by Scrambles The Death Dealer October 14, 2008

The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.

"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"

The Contest by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021

2nd place in the contest

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you

Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack

2nd place in the contest by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

Losing the Farting Contest by veteransalt May 18, 2014

Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest

person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

Not winning the gooning contest by Curry john stone September 12, 2024

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

something

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest by HaMufin December 29, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026