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A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.
by snafoolery April 04, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.
"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."
by Scrambles The Death Dealer August 20, 2008
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