Definitions by veteransalt

1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

1-2 Combo by veteransalt August 6, 2014

Losing the Farting Contest 

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

Losing the Farting Contest by veteransalt May 18, 2014

quearring

quearring is an earring on the right ear, also known as the gay ear for men

John: wow, that guy's a queer
Lenny: how can you tell?
Just look at his right ear! He has a quearring.

quearring by veteransalt May 16, 2014