Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

quearring

quearring is an earring on the right ear, also known as the gay ear for men

John: wow, that guy's a queer
Lenny: how can you tell?
Just look at his right ear! He has a quearring.

by veteransalt May 16, 2014

1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

by veteransalt August 06, 2014