The Cobb 

When you buy a plane ticket and fly all the way across the country, during quarantine, for a smash and a dash.

"Broooo, guess what"
"What's up bro"
"I did The Cobb this weekend"

The Cobb by Mr Jeff Butler April 22, 2020

Hot Carl on the Cobb 

A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.

At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.

Hot Carl on the Cobb by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 23, 2016

jackin the cobb

A corny way of describing masturbating

Hey Adam, are you Jackin the cobb?

jackin the cobb by bigjay252 June 30, 2014

Corn on the cobb 

During gay anal sex, after a guy anally creampies the other dude, when the guy still has crusty cum or shit still on his dick e.g. "corn" on his cob.

Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.

Corn on the cobb by milfather November 12, 2021

Pouring the Cobb 

Midwestern reference to intercourse

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed

Pouring the Cobb by Word_Girl143 November 15, 2009

the cobbler 

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

the cobbler by The Spike February 25, 2007

The Thief and the Cobbler 

An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.

The Recobbled Cut of The Thief and the Cobbler rules.

The Thief and the Cobbler by Dominicmgm July 31, 2021