When you buy a plane ticket and fly all the way across the country, during quarantine, for a smash and a dash.
by Mr Jeff Butler April 22, 2020
Get the The Cobb mug.A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 23, 2016
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Get the jackin the cobb mug.During gay anal sex, after a guy anally creampies the other dude, when the guy still has crusty cum or shit still on his dick e.g. "corn" on his cob.
Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.
by milfather November 12, 2021
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Get the Pouring the Cobb mug.Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
by The Spike February 25, 2007
Get the the cobbler mug.An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.
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