Definitions by milfather

can of corn 

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

can of corn by milfather September 29, 2022

Corn on the cobb 

During gay anal sex, after a guy anally creampies the other dude, when the guy still has crusty cum or shit still on his dick e.g. "corn" on his cob.

Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.

Corn on the cobb by milfather November 12, 2021

tire slut 

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!

I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!

tire slut by milfather May 7, 2021