The Clan

- A crowd of 'music fans' or groupies, most of which are nothing but high maintenance, controlling, arrogant, self centered, jealous, conniving, conceded, back stabbing, hurtful, hate filled, 2-faced, malicious, miserable, catty, gossiping, mentally unstable, clueless, manipulative, obnoxious, trouble making, demanding, pathologically lying sheep, cowards, and drama queens, who ruin the 'scene' (rather than enhance and promote it), and the great music being played.

NOT to be confused with a REAL 'Clan' - which they often like people to think they are. Also not to be confused with the Klu Klux Klan, even though they have a similar value system.

*Note: The phrase "most of which", is not to be mistaken for "all of which". To think every member of "The Clan" was the same, would be an unfair mistake.
Beware of The Clan, for they will make your life a miserable hell. Stay safe and just buy a CD that you can listen to in the comfort of your own home. Be your own person, and don't let others dictate how to live your life.
by As Seen On TV December 06, 2004
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Clan-Clan

verb: To stab or shank someone.

From a particular series of Call of Duty 4 Domination matches where a player by the handle ClanClan (slightly changed to retain anonymity)seemed to be stabbing anyone in a 5 foot radius, he was dubbed "BladeMaster" by the other players, author included.
Aww man, I just got Clan-Clan'd!

Dude, I just Clan-Clan'd that sucka!

"Did you hear? Some guy got Clan-Clan'd at the club last night?"
"Yeah, I heard about that, I saw it on the news this morning."
by knubs 04 January 20, 2008
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clan

A word to refer to a closely-knit group usually quite large and fiercly defensive of eachother. Comes from the Clans of Scotland- who were blood relatives.


Now used more as a term for groups of video-games.
Quake II clans.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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A group of online gamers or lanning gamers who fight as a united group.

Often traced back to there been friends, colleges or just fighting for a common goal such as to be the considered best, to be considered a real gamer and not a noob or just fun
Telstra GameArena runs Clan Ladders, where anything up to hundreds of clans usually about 8 ppl can come together and fight on common servers with constant rules. Ie: anti cheating etc

In games such as Cs or Dod
by VisOne March 24, 2003
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Clan

A dope group of people with a dope common interest.
Whats your clan?
by The News Clan February 24, 2015
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A group of people working together in online multiplayer games. They may just play together for fun, or have training sessions and compete in tournaments.

While there are exceptions, a majority of clans are filled with holier-than-thou assholes who think they're really something because they have a tag in front of their nickname. Any questioning of clan members invariably results in getting insulted repeatedly, so it's best to just let them be idiots and remember what it was like to be a teenager on the Internet anonymously.
Clanners need to get outside more often.
by Filthy Sally May 29, 2007
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America will always make us stronger we will take over the world and we can be able to make it more difficult for America
The clan war is stupid but it will not work out for me to be stupid
by Kill yourselves February 20, 2017
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