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swag yolo in the cholo 

Stealthier than a tortoise on meth, blacker than your nan
tortoise: dude that meth was great im extremely stealthy now, swag yolo in the cholo

nan: wow you must be blacker than me

The Colombian 

When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.
Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."
The Colombian by ts eliott November 2, 2014

The Colombian Drug Lord 

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.
Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

the chiolo 

when a girl gets her mouth cummed in and then spits it into another girls pussy and a guy then eats it out.
lauren let dave eat her out after she got the chiolo.
the chiolo by theamadoree May 29, 2009

The Colombian Shuffle 

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.

The Colombian Panther 

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”