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swag yolo in the cholo 

Stealthier than a tortoise on meth, blacker than your nan
tortoise: dude that meth was great im extremely stealthy now, swag yolo in the cholo

nan: wow you must be blacker than me

The Colombian 

When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.
Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."
The Colombian by ts eliott November 2, 2014

The Colombian Drug Lord 

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.
Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

the chiolo 

when a girl gets her mouth cummed in and then spits it into another girls pussy and a guy then eats it out.
lauren let dave eat her out after she got the chiolo.
the chiolo by theamadoree May 29, 2009

The Colombian Shuffle 

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
I want to give you the Colombian Shuffle.

The Colombian Panther 

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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