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The Chani 

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When a girl gives a guy head, then after the guy comes into her mouth she spits the come into his ass. Then the guy takes a crap into the girls vagina. After this he then proceeds to have sex with the girl without her cleaning her area. When this is all said and done the guy then pulls out and slaps the girl right across her face leaving a shit smear.
Do you see that girl with shit on her face, she had to of just been chanied.
The Chani by R. Chani May 9, 2005
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whats in the canister 

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I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask
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What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

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A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"
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The Canine Special

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Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....
Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh
The Canine Special by hazard April 18, 2005
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fucked the canine 

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messed up, another form of screwed the pooch but weirder.
I really fucked the canine when I told her I didn't have a humpback when we met online...now she wants to hang out tonight.
fucked the canine by Qingwon August 10, 2010
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fornicating the canine 

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inserting of the penis into the poches rectum..... what many of my co-workers do for a living .........can you dig
She is fucking the dog (fornicating the canine)
fornicating the canine by wench April 26, 2004
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The Canine Special

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Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy
That black lab loves the canine special.
The Canine Special by Matt May 13, 2005
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Boffin 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Dutty

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma

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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi 

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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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