hazard's definitions

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.

"Oh shit it's the cops! PUNCH IT!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Whatsamattayou

Basically "whats the matter with you" slurred into one word with an italian accent.

"Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

McSpaigo

A Derogetory term for one of Irish, Hispanic, and Italian Decent.

Rarely used due to the rarity of the combinations of Heritage.

"Tony's a Cheapass McSpaigo, always wantin to get drunk, wear that damn pinky ring and pick up latino women with big asses."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Yalingah

Word used by dole bludging Australians of coloured descent to describe their forskins..

"hey marco, you have a cheesy tasting yalingah" says fred

by hazard April 14, 2005

Cyco

Shortened version of "Suicyco Muthafucka."
Meaning Psychotic Stake of mind.

"Jerry you Cyco! Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003