The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....
Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh
by hazard April 18, 2005
Get the The Canine Special mug.

Whatsamattayou

Basically "whats the matter with you" slurred into one word with an italian accent.
"Whatsamattayou!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
Get the Whatsamattayou mug.

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.
"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."
by Hazard October 23, 2003
Get the jerkwater mug.

Jerkwad

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.
"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
Get the Jerkwad mug.

Yalingah

Word used by dole bludging Australians of coloured descent to describe their forskins..
"hey marco, you have a cheesy tasting yalingah" says fred
by hazard April 14, 2005
Get the Yalingah mug.

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
by Hazard October 24, 2003
Get the Douche Monger mug.

Cyco

Shortened version of "Suicyco Muthafucka."
Meaning Psychotic Stake of mind.
"Jerry you Cyco! Whatsamattayou!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
Get the Cyco mug.