hazard's definitions

McSpaigo

A Derogetory term for one of Irish, Hispanic, and Italian Decent.

Rarely used due to the rarity of the combinations of Heritage.

"Tony's a Cheapass McSpaigo, always wantin to get drunk, wear that damn pinky ring and pick up latino women with big asses."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Element

A very tacky looking peice of crap car from Honda.

"Great, there's Jerry with his shitty Element."

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.

"Oh shit it's the cops! PUNCH IT!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Whatsamattayou

Basically "whats the matter with you" slurred into one word with an italian accent.

"Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

British Pound

When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions.

When Harry and ian were double teamining and swapped positions they screamed "Hail to the Queen" when they swapped ends

by hazard April 18, 2005

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005