The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea

Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her

by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

The Carlton

A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."

Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"

Person 2 performs the Carlton

Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"

by Bob-A January 7, 2009

The Carson Effect

1. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because of a one time situation they were forced into by another person.
2. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because they were covering for somebody that was threatening them.

Another person's reputation and life was destroyed because of The Carson Effect.

by Hound Of The West May 23, 2023

trump the carsonwagon

A person or group who knowingly or unknowingly rides along the carsonwagon. Or the antonym for bandwagon but one level higher.

He had to trump the carsonwagon to one-up him with style.

by hashtagjerry September 23, 2016

The Carlton

The Carlton is when the AFL team “Carlton” will kick multiple unanswered goals in a short period of time as they dominate the other team……….. 5 minutes later the scores are level

I can’t believe it they have just done the carlton

by FLAGSUNS May 14, 2022

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018