The Carlson
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The Carlson by Catmilklover December 10, 2023
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The Carlton
A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."
Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"
Person 2 performs the Carlton
Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
Person 2 performs the Carlton
Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
The Carlton by Bob-A January 7, 2009
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The Carson Effect
1. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because of a one time situation they were forced into by another person.
2. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because they were covering for somebody that was threatening them.
2. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because they were covering for somebody that was threatening them.
The Carson Effect by Hound Of The West May 23, 2023
trump the carsonwagon
A person or group who knowingly or unknowingly rides along the carsonwagon. Or the antonym for bandwagon but one level higher.
trump the carsonwagon by hashtagjerry September 23, 2016
The Carlton
The Carlton is when the AFL team “Carlton” will kick multiple unanswered goals in a short period of time as they dominate the other team……….. 5 minutes later the scores are level
The Carlton by FLAGSUNS May 14, 2022
The Carson Effect
The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
The Carson Effect by Lectoex July 9, 2023
The Shitz Carlton
Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
The Shitz Carlton by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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