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The Bulgarian Blossom 

When a male clandestinely applies garlic (chesnok) below one`s foreskin prior to receiving fellatio from a consenting adult of legal age.
- Why is Jennifer crying?
- Because Bogdan gave her the Bulgarian Blossom in the morning, duh!

The Bulgarian Lunch Line 

When two male students from Bulgaria cut to the front of the lunch line and challenge each other to a sword fight (with their penises) right there right now whoever comes out on top at the end of the fight gets to be served lunch first this is very common practice in Bulgaria but it is slightly more shocking to see in other places.
The German Lunch Lady complained that Chadwick and brady where performing the Bulgarian lunch line and put a stop to it pretty quick

The Bulgarian Cock 

This is when a man pisses during a blow job, the woman has the right to bite down on said cock, then as a result flees to Bulgaria to escape attempted murder charges.
Some chick: I moved to Bulgaria after doing The Bulgarian Cock.

the Bulgarian spunk nugget 

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.
My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

The Classic Bulgarian Trap 

A fake historical event used to trick history nerds online
Ah yes William II, Prince of Orange and his incompetence at Waterloo. One could say he fell into the Classic Bulgarian Trap.

The Belgariad 

A fantasy novel by David Edding.
The Belgariad has a minor character named Doroon.
The Belgariad by Downstrike May 23, 2004