The Bruce

An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn

I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!

The Bruce by D. Money March 2, 2008

the bruce

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass

whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks

the bruce by bigballler23 July 6, 2011

The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.

"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."

The Bruce by Brucestopher August 8, 2024

The Bruce Jenner 

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

The Bruce Jenner by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016

The Bruce Lee 

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.

My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.

The Bruce Lee by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The Bruce Willis 

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com

"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina

The Bruce Willis by see-rod June 12, 2012

The Bruce Banner 

When in the middle of the act of sexual intercourse when one becomes angry for unknown reasons, "Hulk Smash!!!" is said, Or during climax.

Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.

"He gave her The Bruce Banner so loud we could hear it from down the hall."

"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"

The Bruce Banner by Dr. Lickenbush June 11, 2006