Shitcakedasshairs's definitions

The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016

Squoze

The act of forcefully extracting the semen from the testicles.

She squoze me and there was a mess on the floor

by Shitcakedasshairs December 6, 2016

Smack The Bass

Another term for masturbation

Brb bro gonna go Smack The Bass!

by Shitcakedasshairs June 16, 2018

Marsha Stewart

A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.

"Yo, Jon is such a Marsha Stewart!"

by Shitcakedasshairs August 30, 2018

Lava Flow

When a female has a very heavy period and proceeds to participate in gym class, only resulting in a massive flow of menstrual blood.

"Hey, Tom, I think this chick is on her period."

"Uh oh, looks like we're about to witness a lava flow

by Shitcakedasshairs April 23, 2018

Majin goo

Extremely gooey semen. So gooey and thick that it's almost elastic like Majin buu.

I've never done anal before, but when I did, I watched my Majin goo drip all out of her bum

by Shitcakedasshairs March 1, 2017

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016