Definitions by Shitcakedasshairs

Marsha Stewart 

A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.

"Yo, Jon is such a Marsha Stewart!"

Marsha Stewart by Shitcakedasshairs August 30, 2018

Smack The Bass 

Another term for masturbation

Brb bro gonna go Smack The Bass!

Smack The Bass by Shitcakedasshairs June 16, 2018

Lava Flow 

When a female has a very heavy period and proceeds to participate in gym class, only resulting in a massive flow of menstrual blood.

"Hey, Tom, I think this chick is on her period."

"Uh oh, looks like we're about to witness a lava flow

Lava Flow by Shitcakedasshairs April 23, 2018

Majin goo 

Extremely gooey semen. So gooey and thick that it's almost elastic like Majin buu.

I've never done anal before, but when I did, I watched my Majin goo drip all out of her bum

Majin goo by Shitcakedasshairs March 1, 2017

Squoze

The act of forcefully extracting the semen from the testicles.

She squoze me and there was a mess on the floor

Squoze by Shitcakedasshairs December 6, 2016

The cream corn surprise 

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
ass food cleveland steamer vomit feces hoe anal poop fetish the cream corn surprise

The cream corn surprise by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

The Bruce Jenner 

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

The Bruce Jenner by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016