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The Beta 

The optimal method of doing something. It's the best possible plan/decision for the given situation; a good idea. It's the move.
Smuggling drinks into the movie theater is the beta.

"Damn Chris, these hot dogs really are the beta."

"Fuck bro, downing half a bottle of vodka the night before an exam was not the beta."
The Beta by dav32702 January 16, 2019
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Jay the beta male 

Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
Ryan The Giga Chad: Here cums Jay the beta male

The War of The Noble and betas 

The War currently going on in the greek letter world. The Alphas and betas have come together to beat The Sigmas and The Rizzlers which is impossible! Many Omegas are currently in the war to beat betas and The Alphas. Even though we respect The Alphas, we have to destroy Them :(. betas suck
A Noble Sigma Rizzler: Why hello there, Noble Omega, how’s the Gyatt excersise going?

A Noble Omega: Pretty good, we getting all caked up for the The War of The Noble and betas!

Kai Cenat: Keep it going! We have to smack the little no gyatts of betas!

Kanye West, The Sigma Rizzler Emperor: Three Skibidi Bombs ™ are being thrown at betatopia in the beta province! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

Fanum: Just checked the Fanum Tax Amendment. Seems we stole food from the betas! Those little no rizzlers! We are so winnning The The War of The Noble and betas!

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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN 

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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026