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The Baton 

When you are doing doggy style, you pull out yell her name and when she turns around you turkey slap her.
Oi Johnny I gave monica the baton last night
The Baton by john luc 911 August 2, 2017
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Passing the Baton 

A man or woman shits into the asshole of another person
Sandy and I were Passing the Baton before work and now I won't be able to shit right for a week.
Passing the Baton by A.J. Johns August 19, 2007

Passing the Baton 

To carry and transmit multiple stds.
John: I heard Jenny got the Clap, is it true?
Jacob: Yeah and I heard she was passing the baton to Michael too.
Passing the Baton by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

The Birmingham baton 

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo
My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex/The 4-Plex 

A Connection of 4 cities within the Southern Component of Louisiana which is considered unofficially by State a New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex. Similar to the Official Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex in North Texas. The Alternative name for it is "The 4-Plex Territory/Area" or "The 4"

The New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex should have been a proposal a long time ago to enhance and increase the attraction of the principal/chief city which is New Orleans. It worked with Dallas and Fort Worth, so it should work with new orleans and the following cities! The Unofficial New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metropolitan Area would be 2,817,540 people and that would place New Orleans at Number 14 on the All Time Combined Statistical Area which is currently held by The Orlando-Deltona-Daytona Beach, FL CSA (Combined Statistical Area) at 2,747,614
Say Bruh if the Most High says the same, I will move Back to the "4-Plex New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex/The 4-Plex ya heard me?

Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused
just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think
Awaken the Bacon by dan102 September 20, 2010

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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