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The astro 

1. The act of dancing without music

2. The act of dancing with no one around, with or without music
Look at that guy, he's doing the astro!
or
I bet Jack does the astro at home.

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome 

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.
Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

Send the Asteroid! 

Asking God or the Universe to destroy planet Earth to wipe out human civilization, especially when in events that lacks of moral standards.
Johnny: Hey Elizabeth, what do you for a living?

Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!

The Astronaut 

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"
"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"
The Astronaut by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

the astronaut effect

1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.
"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"

Or

"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."
the astronaut effect by Anron90 December 23, 2019

Punch the Astronaut 

When you are high and decide to masturbate
John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut
Punch the Astronaut by Jd87 March 18, 2021
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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