The Arthur

The art of grabbing your client by the neck and shoving your service down their throat.

It's been two months and we have not heard anything. It's time for, The Arthur.

by Camo2art September 2, 2022

arthur the weatherman

A video on youtube featuring a black weatherman named Arthur, who has a hilarious laugh.

arthur the weatherman: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonn' be hot.
News Reporter: Then I won't need a jacket!
Arthur: eh HYEAH HYEAH HYEAH HYEAHHAH
News Reporter: Hehe, thanks Arthur.

by YoutubeNerd December 18, 2009

Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.

Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!

by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009

Arthur the Friendly Ghost

gay/LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA

Me:Who is that
Some random bloke:Oh Its Arthur the Friendly ghost

by Irish Cabbage/potato April 28, 2020

the king arthur

Pulling a sword shaped dildo from a girl’s pussy

Karen had me give her the King Arthur and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

by KiwiRex May 30, 2018

Arthur of the Saints

1) Being perfect inside and out {v} 2) The act of confidence without ignorance {v} 3) Your ideal man, he loves you for everything you are as well as everything you are not. You do the same for him. Your love for him is unconditional. It is difficult to describe your feelings for him in words, but at the same time you could ramble on about him forever. Just the thought of him makes you wanna open Pandora, and create a station for Barry Manilow. He is beautiful. Anything you ever dreamt love to be is made 10 times better with his presence in your life. From the day you met him, every night when you look up at the sky the stars outline his face. He takes over all of your senses. You are the luckiest girl in the world, and there isn't one person in the world who wouldn't love to have a love like yours. {noun}
WARNING: Just as he is the best thing that walked into your life, he will also leave the biggest scar if he chooses to walk out.

1) Girl: "I can't help but to be falling in love with our philosophy professor, he's simply Arthur of the Saints."

2) Boy: "That new kid seems a little cocky, but he can back it up. I guess he is.." Girl: {interupts} "He is Arthur of the Saints." {walks off displeased}

3) Girl 1: "I'm exactly the type of girl I would make fun of in those lame love movies, the girl I said I would never be. I can't explain the way he makes me feel." Girl 2: "I don't understand, I guess I never will. Girl 1: "Don't say that. Everyone has their own Arthur of the Saints. It just so happens I found mine sooner than planned."

by emeraldiamond November 7, 2011

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022