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~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's

To maintain status of the highest level keeping your associates frustrated with envy.
~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's is not worth it. It's not as easy as Andrea makes it look :/

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew 

gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches
you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"

The Andrews Peephole 

The patented hotel peephole offered by many fine establishments, such as the Intown Motel, used to film pedophile type pornography pictures.
Adam: Dude i have to show you the nastiest vid....straight up bush and she doesn't know.

Wale: Dude no way! How did they pull that off?!

Adam: Got em with The Andrews Peephole.
The Andrews Peephole by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009

The Dan Andrews 

Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question
Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again

Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.
The Dan Andrews by VictoriaMelbourne1 September 25, 2020

Andres the Short Mayate 

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.
No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

She had hands like André the Giant 

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude
I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant