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~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's

To maintain status of the highest level keeping your associates frustrated with envy.
~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's is not worth it. It's not as easy as Andrea makes it look :/

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew 

gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches
you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"

The Andrews Peephole 

The patented hotel peephole offered by many fine establishments, such as the Intown Motel, used to film pedophile type pornography pictures.
Adam: Dude i have to show you the nastiest vid....straight up bush and she doesn't know.

Wale: Dude no way! How did they pull that off?!

Adam: Got em with The Andrews Peephole.
The Andrews Peephole by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009

The Dan Andrews 

Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question
Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again

Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.
The Dan Andrews by VictoriaMelbourne1 September 25, 2020

Andres the Short Mayate 

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.
No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

She had hands like André the Giant 

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude
I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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