The Admirable Admiral

Someone who is truthful and factual about everything, pa great leader to their comrades, and always moves forward in life to plan for better days ahead.

You see him over there? He's the Admirable Admiral. You can talk to him about all of your needs.

The Admirable Admiral by admiral_parx August 28, 2019

tapping the admiral 

sneaking a furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparked rumours that his men would drink from the barrell.

"We have a meeting with the boss this morning, wait until the afternoon before tapping the admiral"

tapping the admiral by giraffe-o January 12, 2009

The Admiral Ackbar 

a sexual prank used while in the doggie-position. Man on man, girl on girl, man on girl, girl on man, whosoever is taking the other from behind announces before ejaculation "the Death Star is fully operational!" to this the receiver turns around and says "WHAAATTT?" only to be greeted by a "ITS A TRAP!" and a face full of creamy ejaculate (basically the "Admiral Ackbar" in the situation facials the chick)

Creamer yelled "ITS A TRAP" right before he creampied the girls face and completed "The Admiral Ackbar"

The Admiral Ackbar by Rainman Dave December 11, 2010

Saluting the Admiral 

During intercourse, both traditional and anal , one or more fingers is inserted into the adjacent orifice. The finger, or fingers are used to massage the head of the penis through the membrane between the rectum and vaginal wall.

First, convince your female partner to try something new. If you're Lucky, she is the one making the suggestions. Then, during sex, stick your fingers in her anus and rub the tip of your penis through the rectum. You are now saluting the admiral. If its the woman's fingers, you are playing Puerto Rican T ball. The latter sex act is a bit more difficult, requiring flexibility and a girlfriend that you should marry.

Saluting the Admiral by Sloxx December 22, 2008

The Admiral 

The man is standing while doing the woman from behind (she is on hands and knees). The man pulls her arms out from beneath her, causing her face to lay on the carpet, then proceeds to run her around the room, causing rug burn.

Jenny has 3rd degree rug burns from the Admiral.

The Admiral by unknown March 2, 2005

The Admiral 

While doing a girl doggy-style, move around the room without using her/your hands to steer. Movement is produced by excessive humpage.

Guy 1: I did the admiral to Stacy for 3 hours last night.
Guy 2: Fall over ?
Guy 1: Yep.

The Admiral by Nick Melotte July 23, 2008

The Admiral 

A sexual position. Figure one stand at the position of attention with their hands behind their back while figure two performs fellatio on them. Commonly performed while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

The Admiral by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018