The Abney 

The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room

Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN

The Abney by wow88976 January 21, 2011

the abbey

the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.

who is that girl? she is definitely from the abbey she’s a different breed!

the abbey by skrrt69 November 8, 2019

The Abner 

When you start having sex with some and you are pounding it and completely stop having sex with a person because you are afraid afterwords, they will fall further in love and become severely attached.

I was petrified of the muff so I pulled the Abner and got the hell out of there!

The Abner by TextileHeart February 22, 2011

The Abbey

The act of having anal sex with a woman while you are drowning her in the toliet the u just pissed in

I was banging The Abbey in the ass in the bathroom and had just pissed so i decided to dunk her

The Abbey by Lifty9 April 29, 2011

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

An untruth, or complete bollocks.

My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011