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the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.
who is that girl? she is definitely from the abbey she’s a different breed!
the abbey by skrrt69 November 8, 2019
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The Abner 

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When you start having sex with some and you are pounding it and completely stop having sex with a person because you are afraid afterwords, they will fall further in love and become severely attached.
I was petrified of the muff so I pulled the Abner and got the hell out of there!
The Abner by TextileHeart February 22, 2011
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The Abbey

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The act of having anal sex with a woman while you are drowning her in the toliet the u just pissed in
I was banging The Abbey in the ass in the bathroom and had just pissed so i decided to dunk her
The Abbey by Lifty9 April 29, 2011
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Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

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An untruth, or complete bollocks.
My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"
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Gayborhood 

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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
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kenlet 

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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