The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room
Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
by wow88976 January 21, 2011
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When you start having sex with some and you are pounding it and completely stop having sex with a person because you are afraid afterwords, they will fall further in love and become severely attached.
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