The Abney
The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room
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the abbey
the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.
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The Abner
When you start having sex with some and you are pounding it and completely stop having sex with a person because you are afraid afterwords, they will fall further in love and become severely attached.
The Abner by TextileHeart February 22, 2011
Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens
An untruth, or complete bollocks.
Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011
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