Thanks John 

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

Thanks John by @DoctorMalibu May 31, 2015

Thanks John Madden 

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

Thanks John Madden by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

Thanos John Wick 

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.

He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.

Thanos John Wick by saugen September 26, 2018

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

Noun
Definition: a box of condoms

ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne by shay shay baby April 12, 2008

Thank you, John Lennon 

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

Thank you, John Lennon by von groovy August 12, 2024