Urban Dictionary: Definitions by @DoctorMalibu

Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

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Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"

Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."

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The first person to compare someone to baby raping, head chopping Muslims loses the argument.

Bob just violated Berry's Law when he compared Catholics to a Muslim extremist.

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