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Thaining 

To cover ones naked self in baby oil and then consume high volumes of drugs and angrily masturbate to shocked on-lookers over omegle or chat roulette.

Thaining, or Thainers, use the shock of each omegle/chat roullete viewer to "get off".
Peter : My wife wants a divorce.

James : That's not good man. What happened?

Peter : She walked in on me thaining.
Thaining by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

Thanking the bus driver 

Eating a girl out.
Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

paddy tanninger

Paddy Tanninger the Caddy Manager
seen on Family Guy in various episodes.
"hey you dis boys fadda? paddy tanninger the caddy manager, yeah it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
paddy tanninger by whatsittoya? March 16, 2008

friend thinning

The act of deleting friends on Facebook whom you haven't talked to in a long time and/or don't plan on talking to again. Sometimes done to escape bad memories of a person or past.
I've gotta do some serious friend thinning... I've got 2000 friends on Facebook and I haven't talked to most of 'em since high school.
friend thinning by imbrianfellow November 16, 2010

tanning bed 

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.
Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again
tanning bed by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

Power-tanning 

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.
Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.
Power-tanning by simba_j August 9, 2015