thanosing

tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.

sam: bro i think zayn thanosed

logan: yeah he seems like he would try out thanosing

by daryl the big black methdealer February 9, 2022

Thanosing

(Verb) To commit a mass murder.

Wanda: I’m going to be thanosing later today!
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*

by Lover.Of.Bok.Choy April 28, 2019

Thanosing

When a crackpot comes up with a dumb idea that takes a normal person less than 10 seconds to figure out why it is dumb, but the crackpot can't be talked out of it because they don't ever come up with good ideas, so their ego gets wrapped up in never letting go of this one dumb idea.

Jenny McCarthy is off Thanosing again about why you shouldn't vaccinate your kids. She's dumb so this is all she has.

by BeeMonkeyJump August 15, 2018

Thanosing

Destroying half/a lot of something

Marvel out here thanosing the captain marvel reviews because of the hate.

by Big boy Jenkins April 28, 2019

It's still thanosing itself

When you forget that the word "dissolving" exists.

Charlotte: *puts an aspirin in a cup of water*
-20 secs later-
Shirley: 'Ey Charlotte, how is the aspirin 'doin?
Charlotte: *forgets the word "dissolving" exists* Shirley, it's still thanosing itself.
Shirley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by Chardino August 5, 2019

Thanking the bus driver

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

by APmax July 29, 2018

Thanosanshaggy

The amalgamation of Thanos, Shaggy (While over 9000), and Sans while default dancing.

Thanos: At long last I have all of the infinity stones!
Shaggy: Like let's fuse dude!
Sans:

Thanosanshaggy: *destroys half the universe but spares millennials

by Shrek the donkey March 16, 2020