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Thanosing 

Wanda: I’m going to be thanosing later today!
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*
Thanosing by Lover.Of.Bok.Choy April 28, 2019

Thanosing 

When a crackpot comes up with a dumb idea that takes a normal person less than 10 seconds to figure out why it is dumb, but the crackpot can't be talked out of it because they don't ever come up with good ideas, so their ego gets wrapped up in never letting go of this one dumb idea.
Jenny McCarthy is off Thanosing again about why you shouldn't vaccinate your kids. She's dumb so this is all she has.
Thanosing by BeeMonkeyJump August 15, 2018

Thanosing 

Destroying half/a lot of something
Marvel out here thanosing the captain marvel reviews because of the hate.
Thanosing by Big boy Jenkins April 28, 2019

It's still thanosing itself

When you forget that the word "dissolving" exists.
Charlotte: *puts an aspirin in a cup of water*
-20 secs later-
Shirley: 'Ey Charlotte, how is the aspirin 'doin?
Charlotte: *forgets the word "dissolving" exists* Shirley, it's still thanosing itself.
Shirley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Thanking the bus driver 

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

Thanosanshaggy 

The amalgamation of Thanos, Shaggy (While over 9000), and Sans while default dancing.
Thanos: At long last I have all of the infinity stones!
Shaggy: Like let's fuse dude!
Sans:

Thanosanshaggy: *destroys half the universe but spares millennials