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(verb) to tezz
tezzing, tezzed

There is a great debate amongst scholars as to the origins of the word tezz. The most popular view in contemporary tezz studies is that it was borne as an abbreviation of the word terrorise. However this is contested and some tezzologists believe it to be derived from the word tease.
Sal: "Jim came in with this massive spot on his fod the other day so we tezzed him all day so hes fallen out with us lolz"

Jamal: "im sick and tired of gettin tezzd coz i've got brown skin and love popadoms"

Jewish paul: "im sick and tired of getting tezzd because i have no foreskin"

Bob: "just tezzing jamal on facebook, i hacked him and put '<3 <3 luvin popadoms 2k9' on his status LOLZ"
tezzing by King of da tezzers March 7, 2011
Related Words
Tezzie • Tezzer • tezzing • tizzie • twezzies • tazzie lean • teazie • teezie • tenzie • Tezzed
"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.
"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"
Tezzers by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009
Usually a person with a lot of bandz fucks a lot of females but if you the one for him he would settle down teezie got the streets on lock keep 2 glocks an never duck the opps
Goofy: teezie I heard you still fucking my girl

Teezie : never love em never trust em just lust em so u can bust em
teezie by Teeziebandz November 25, 2017
National Collegiate Boxing Champion. Will ruin your day if you cross him. Never to be confused with a teddy bear. Notorious for hooking up with Cougers because he can. Distantly related to Chuck Norris. See also BAMF.
That is the biggest man I have ever seen. Must be Tuzzie.
Tuzzie by -dr. Seuss- June 2, 2007
slang for the already slang word "tight". Often placed with the phrase "fo shizzie".
damn yo.. that's tizzie fo shizzie ma grizzie nizzie
tizzie by Jeebus March 3, 2003
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my Dad"
"I'm sorry man, that's a tezzer"
Tezzer by B.Glastonbury October 23, 2020
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