Jeebus's definitions

timerize

The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)

You timerized me.

by jEEbUs March 4, 2004

bizco

White gujurati guy.

He looks like Nimesh with color change!
Mom, thats bizco.

by Jeebus December 14, 2003

slippy

When you go to fart and your worry about it "slipping" in your pants. Especially when you have diahrea.

I ate some taco meat and I slippy'd my pants.

by Jeebus October 6, 2003

noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

by Jeebus October 19, 2003

sheeeeedjule

Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.

I'll check my sheeeeedjule.

by Jeebus February 11, 2008

mouse

Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.

"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis

by Jeebus October 19, 2003

perpin'

"perpetrating" a lie

you be perpin' dawg, that bitch be fuckin' everyone.... hell, she fucked yo' daddy..... not cho' baby's daddy, but cho' daddy... mutha fuckah

by jeebus July 26, 2003