Jeebus's definitions

timerize

The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)

You timerized me.

by jEEbUs March 4, 2004

sheeeeedjule

Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.

I'll check my sheeeeedjule.

by Jeebus February 11, 2008

noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

by Jeebus October 19, 2003

omfgbs

Oh My Fucking God BullShit

OMFGBS. Sandor's spanking it in the washroom again.

by Jeebus May 13, 2003

mouse

Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.

"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis

by Jeebus October 19, 2003

perpin'

"perpetrating" a lie

you be perpin' dawg, that bitch be fuckin' everyone.... hell, she fucked yo' daddy..... not cho' baby's daddy, but cho' daddy... mutha fuckah

by jeebus July 26, 2003

stank

n. Often used to qualify the severity of a beat down.

"Hit me again Ike and this time, put some stank on it!"

by Jeebus July 18, 2003