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teezie
Usually a person with a lot of bandz fucks a lot of females but if you the one for him he would settle down teezie got the streets on lock keep 2 glocks an never duck the opps
Goofy: teezie I heard you still fucking my girl
Teezie : never love em never trust em just lust em so u can bust em
Teezie : never love em never trust em just lust em so u can bust em
teezie by Teeziebandz November 25, 2017
Teagies
Teagies, n.
Tea-party orgies.
When your lovely tea-party starts evolving into a raucous multi-patner sex jamborie, it is traditionally called a "Teagie" or the proper, English Orgy.
Tea-party orgies.
When your lovely tea-party starts evolving into a raucous multi-patner sex jamborie, it is traditionally called a "Teagie" or the proper, English Orgy.
things you might overhear at a Teagie:
"I say, Mr. Farcy hosts the most stimulating Teagies that I have ever been a part of!"
"Yes, would you kindly pass me the Earl Gray and take off your pants?"
"Oh that's the spot. A little to the left. And hand me a crumpet."
"Would you like a little jam on your toast? *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*"
"I say, Mr. Farcy hosts the most stimulating Teagies that I have ever been a part of!"
"Yes, would you kindly pass me the Earl Gray and take off your pants?"
"Oh that's the spot. A little to the left. And hand me a crumpet."
"Would you like a little jam on your toast? *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*"
Teagies by Mr. Farcy and George March 20, 2010
Teazia
The prettiest girl alive, has the body of a goddess. People are usually drawn to her by her good looks and since of humor. One of the most faithful girls you know. She's goofy and she loves to smile. She is the girl that your mom will tell you too marry and the girl your dad will tell you to make babies with! She always make sure the people she care about are happy. She's the girl who has a lot of style.
teabies
The teabies hate the government and productive society and would rather you starve in the street than get any public support.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026