"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.
Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.
"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"
Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"
1. to defeat someone in a complex, confusing manner, usually by a large margin.
2.To be under the unfluence of controlled substances and/or alcohol.
"Dude he got razza-tazzed from that 151 at that halloween party. He hooked up with that weird fat chick dressed as a soccer player that was poking him with the glowstick all night"
"I just got so razza-tazzed by Lenard on Super Smash Brothers for Gamecube. He is unstoppable with Captain Falcon. FALCON PUUUNNNNNNNCH!"
To get stabbed, specifically by a store owner over questionableallegations of shoplifting. Named for Taseer Zarka, AKA Taz a Raleigh business over who stabbed a customer to death over shoplifting allegations.
"Ronnie's in the hospital with stab wounds."
"Oh no, did that crazy convenience store clerk stab him?"
"Yeah, he totally got tazzed by that dude."