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"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.
"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"
Tezzers by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009
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guy1:I took to hits and then I was tazzed.
tazzed by lghjfkumkhgfv May 23, 2009

tazzed out 

to be drunk, high, or just wild...
we were in the club tazzed out last night.

that drink had me tazzed out
tazzed out by yea 101 May 12, 2010

Razza-Tazzed 

1. to defeat someone in a complex, confusing manner, usually by a large margin.
2.To be under the unfluence of controlled substances and/or alcohol.
"Dude he got razza-tazzed from that 151 at that halloween party. He hooked up with that weird fat chick dressed as a soccer player that was poking him with the glowstick all night"

"I just got so razza-tazzed by Lenard on Super Smash Brothers for Gamecube. He is unstoppable with Captain Falcon. FALCON PUUUNNNNNNNCH!"
Razza-Tazzed by kitchenstadium November 8, 2007
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my Dad"
"I'm sorry man, that's a tezzer"
Tezzer by B.Glastonbury October 23, 2020
To get stabbed, specifically by a store owner over questionable allegations of shoplifting. Named for Taseer Zarka, AKA Taz a Raleigh business over who stabbed a customer to death over shoplifting allegations.
"Ronnie's in the hospital with stab wounds."
"Oh no, did that crazy convenience store clerk stab him?"
"Yeah, he totally got tazzed by that dude."
Tazzed by Mrminibagel May 19, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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