Textsneak

Someone who is married who is secretly texting another lover.

Dude, I did a textsneak while taking a dump the other day.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

txtspeak

The irritating derivation of English for when you are getting charged per letter: The sentence "Greetings friend, what is it that you intend to do later tonite?" Could be translated into: "hi m8 wht u doin 2nite". Frequently used with mobile phones but increasingly online, eg. Instant Messaging. YOU CAN TYPE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON MESSENGER!

"im goin ou wiv me m8s l8r, u wan cum wiv us vere gunna b fit ladz"

"soz m8 cnt cum 2nite coz m givin birf agen innit"

by AxTng1 February 24, 2005

Textspeak

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.

1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak

by Hey Steve June 2, 2003

telesneaky

a teleporter in Halo or Halo 2

Alright guys he just went through the telesneaky!

by Wraith November 23, 2004

textspeak

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger

grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?

by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019

textstake

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.

Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!

by Drew, Julie, Andrew April 20, 2008