taffard

Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)

1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)

1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!

2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces

by AxTng1 February 02, 2004

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taffard

See above. Also bears a similarity to the THIEF slang "taffer".

Thief is a really good game

by AxTng1 September 22, 2004

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li-curious

A Windows FP (Fisher-price) user who is beginning to see the Light of Linux.

A Gentoobe. One who is about to be seduced by a GNOME.

by AxTng1 August 23, 2004

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Nendrophiliac

Same as Kendra's definition, except...

"A person who cannot live without sex...
a teenage boy"

Is wrong, since they/we quite often Ido/I live without sex.

Hef. But that wasn't long enough.

by AxTng1 November 22, 2004

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txtspeak

The irritating derivation of English for when you are getting charged per letter: The sentence "Greetings friend, what is it that you intend to do later tonite?" Could be translated into: "hi m8 wht u doin 2nite". Frequently used with mobile phones but increasingly online, eg. Instant Messaging. YOU CAN TYPE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON MESSENGER!

"im goin ou wiv me m8s l8r, u wan cum wiv us vere gunna b fit ladz"

"soz m8 cnt cum 2nite coz m givin birf agen innit"

by AxTng1 February 24, 2005

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