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textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.
The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
Textsomnia by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

Textsation 

When two people are texting back and forth about an important topic of conversation. Something you should/could call the person about. It involves over 160 character texts and multiple texts.
Text 1: I think we should break up
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.

Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.
Textsation by Alyssa James March 9, 2009
When you or someone sends a way too long text which looks like an essay.
Wow, this text is a freakin TextSay. Cool story bro.
TextSay by RRB November 14, 2014

Textament 

textament

The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore
Textament

Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament
Textament by Ms012469 November 18, 2016

textsailing 

The process of several people furiously texting about items they believe others would enjoy from a garage sale while being present at a sale.
My friends and I were textsailing for a unique birthday gift for Sarah Saturday.
textsailing by GarageSaleCow April 17, 2010