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textramarital affair by Born Lucky May 27, 2010
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Textsomnia
The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.
An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?
Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
Textsomnia by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009
Textsation
When two people are texting back and forth about an important topic of conversation. Something you should/could call the person about. It involves over 160 character texts and multiple texts.
Text 1: I think we should break up
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.
Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.
Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.
Textsation by Alyssa James March 9, 2009
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textsailing
The process of several people furiously texting about items they believe others would enjoy from a garage sale while being present at a sale.
textsailing by GarageSaleCow April 17, 2010
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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