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Noun.

Portmanteau of Texture + Consistency

Describes physical topography whilst simultaneously encapsulating the viscosity of usual , but limited to, a fluid
The textracy of peyote is a unique experience from dante's 9th level of hell.

The textracy of his arse gas was sticky yet hydrophilic, it percolated through my soul for hours.

I spent hours indulging the delectable textracy of her sweet lips was ethereal.
Textracy by bobadigilats June 28, 2026
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Noun.

Portmanteau of Texture + Consistency

Describes physical topography whilst simultaneously encapsulating the viscosity of usual , but limited to, a fluid
The textracy of peyote is a unique experience from dante's 9th level of hell.

The textracy of his arse gas was sticky yet hydrophilic, it percolated through my soul for hours.

I spent hours indulging the delectable textracy of her sweet lips it was ethereal.
Textracy by bobadigilats June 28, 2026

Textracted

Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?

He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009
The euphoria you experience from an abundance of excellent texts that turn you on.
Omg im on textacy from the last two texts my girlfriend sent me.
Textacy by sunshineCOW October 20, 2008

tetracycline 

is an antibiotic used to treat bacterial infections, urinary tract infections, acne, gonorrhea, chlamydia, rosacea, and played a historical role in stamping out cholera in the developed world.
The doctor gave me tetracycline.
tetracycline by Jam1111 August 11, 2009
The euphoria you get from a barrage of excellent and meaningful text messages.
Robin went into a state of textacy while texting Raf about going 10-0.
textacy by sunshineRANGER October 20, 2008

textracted

(adj.): When a person either (1) takes a ridiculously long time to respond to a text message due to other distractions or (2) ignores his or her surroundings because he/she is too focused on texting. These seemingly conflicting meanings can never occur simultaneously.
Ex 1)
You: Hey!
Sheila: Hey, dude.
You: I love you!
...
You: Hello?
...
(5 hours later) Sheila: Oops! Sorry! I love you, too...I was just textracted.

Ex 2)
You: (watching TV) Awesome! Steve, you have to see this.
...
(Steve, sitting right next to you, doesn't respond; he's too busy texting)
...
You: Steve?
You: Steve!
You: STEEEEEEVVVVEEE!!!
Steve: Oh, what? Sorry, I was just textracted.
textracted by ll Jet ll March 12, 2011
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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