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Textracted

Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?

He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009

tetracized 

Having four parts which come into existence as part of a natural process as opposed to starting out ipso facto out-of-the-box with said four parts.
The tilt of the earth tetracized the year giving us four seasons. Nobody tetracized the automobile - it has always had four wheels. Nature tetracized a fair many things - an animal's limbs, for instance. The Spiral of Life is the atom and tetracized within a span of 496 intervals.
tetracized by tgifrydei May 11, 2016

textracted

(adj.): When a person either (1) takes a ridiculously long time to respond to a text message due to other distractions or (2) ignores his or her surroundings because he/she is too focused on texting. These seemingly conflicting meanings can never occur simultaneously.
Ex 1)
You: Hey!
Sheila: Hey, dude.
You: I love you!
...
You: Hello?
...
(5 hours later) Sheila: Oops! Sorry! I love you, too...I was just textracted.

Ex 2)
You: (watching TV) Awesome! Steve, you have to see this.
...
(Steve, sitting right next to you, doesn't respond; he's too busy texting)
...
You: Steve?
You: Steve!
You: STEEEEEEVVVVEEE!!!
Steve: Oh, what? Sorry, I was just textracted.
textracted by ll Jet ll March 12, 2011

Textercise 

The act of texting; to text
They textercise like crazy
Textercise by jbrown101st January 29, 2009

Texterciser 

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.
The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.
Texterciser by Pacergirl August 1, 2019
The act of engaging in extra exercise, beyond one's normal regimen
If I do a litle extracise, then I can have dessert tonight.
extracise by RK089 November 15, 2006
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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