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textitute 

One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.
Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.
textitute by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009
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textitute 

someone who texts all day/night long
Girl 1: Who are you texting over there?
Girl 2: (boys name here)
Girl 1: You're such a textitute!
textitute by JoeyErr December 20, 2008

Textitute 

Textitute is an SMS Marketing Web application developed by m7b5 Digital.
I have been using Textitute for my restaurant SMS marketing.
Textitute by mattpineau December 16, 2019

Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

Textiquette

the proper behavior one should use when texting i.e. responding promptly or the correct use of lol
brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?

jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
Textiquette by tayfresh February 14, 2009

textitation 

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.
Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"
textitation by itaub1 December 9, 2008

Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020
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