A person that is particularlyDEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.
"Textionship: An undercover "relationship" that is kept a secret where cell phones and the internet are used as a form of communication rather than being worthy enough to communicate in person at any given moment."
let me text my thot she loves being in this textionship.
The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.
Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.
I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!