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textionship 

"Textionship: An undercover "relationship" that is kept a secret where cell phones and the internet are used as a form of communication rather than being worthy enough to communicate in person at any given moment."
let me text my thot she loves being in this textionship.
textionship by the illest chick February 10, 2014
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textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015
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textmanship

The art of texting on a cell phone. As penmanship is the art of writing, textmanship is the art of texting.
That girl has great textmanship, she can text 100 words per minute.

I really want to improve my textmanship, maybe I will take an online course to increase the amount of words I can text per minute.
textmanship by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

textingship 

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.
brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.
textingship by fuxbitches January 5, 2012

textationship 

a relationship based solely on texting. No phone conversations ever take place other than brief one sentence statements such as "I'm here, open the gate".
Wow, Lauren and Jason need to get out of their textationship!
textationship by Max Cash October 2, 2007

Textationship 

A "relationship" in which the parties speak to each other mainly through texting.

This "relationship" will probally only last a few weeks at the most.

There is also little physical contact, and 'face-to-face' talking involved in these "relationships."
Kai: So I hear you and Tom are in a relationship?!

Audriana: I guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting...

Kai: Wait... So you mean it's a Textationship
Textationship by OsuBandTwink October 7, 2009

textationship 

a relationship bound strictly to text messages with the absence of an actual physical connection, including but not limited to dates, sex, etc. One may use pictures, Facebook, or sexts, but it is strictly a telephone based relationship.
My, that lad has been in a textationship with her for sometime now. Do you think it will ever become at least Facebook official? I know they talked about meeting at Starbucks.
textationship by rynogram July 13, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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