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Textfusion 

The art of getting confused during texting. Usually happens with multiple text conversations or not understanding the texting language and results in random texts.
I had textfusion after getting too many texts at one time.
Textfusion by Wild Bor December 27, 2008
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Textaustion 

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.
"Jake and I were texting so much I got Textaustion."
"Sorry to hear that."
"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."
Textaustion by Smithofwords February 23, 2014

textcussion 

Trying to have a discussion by means of texting only. Implication that this is unfavorable way to discuss lengthy and or difficult matters
I refused to have a textcussion about complicated legal issues regarding my will.
textcussion by hayleygirl April 22, 2016

Textsion 

A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion
KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!
Textsion by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

Tactfusion

Using a good amount of tactics to confuse and beat your opponent.
After seeing that the attacker had 2 large squishy eyes on his face, I used my tactfusion and poked him in his eyes.
Tactfusion by Cee McGee February 3, 2013

textafusion 

1. Confusion while texting because of un heard sarcasm or puns, often when one member is joking and the other is serious

2. When you text drunken

3. the act of texting the wrong number not realizing its th wrong number
1 ex. of textafusion

male N "ohhh ya cause your so ugly"
female J " you think im ugly;(;(;("
male N "no i was just jokin babe"
female J "sure"
male N " can i call you?"
female J "yeah."

ex 2. Drunk roomate" jhi89 boobies heu dy you wahhna coma toe mi house?"

sober roomate "what?"

drunk roomate "lats gave rome fun"

sober roomate "are you drunk?"

drunk roomate "kanda hahja f pinda"

isober roomate "imma call you a cab"
textafusion by noldizzle bishizzle February 4, 2010
a. When one receives a very confusing text message

b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.
Yo dawg, i ain't understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!
txtfusion by gadgetgal January 8, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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