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textafusion 

1. Confusion while texting because of un heard sarcasm or puns, often when one member is joking and the other is serious

2. When you text drunken

3. the act of texting the wrong number not realizing its th wrong number
1 ex. of textafusion

male N "ohhh ya cause your so ugly"
female J " you think im ugly;(;(;("
male N "no i was just jokin babe"
female J "sure"
male N " can i call you?"
female J "yeah."

ex 2. Drunk roomate" jhi89 boobies heu dy you wahhna coma toe mi house?"

sober roomate "what?"

drunk roomate "lats gave rome fun"

sober roomate "are you drunk?"

drunk roomate "kanda hahja f pinda"

isober roomate "imma call you a cab"
textafusion by noldizzle bishizzle February 4, 2010
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Textfusion 

The art of getting confused during texting. Usually happens with multiple text conversations or not understanding the texting language and results in random texts.
I had textfusion after getting too many texts at one time.
Textfusion by Wild Bor December 27, 2008
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Textaustion 

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.
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"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."
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b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.
Yo dawg, i ain't understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!
txtfusion by gadgetgal January 8, 2011
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