Textsion 

A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion

KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!

Textsion by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

textpionage 

n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be the owner of the cell phone.

"Dude, I just got a booty text from Sally."
"No way, she's too much of a prude."
"You don't suspect..." (cue spy theme music)
"Textpionage!"

textpionage by DGray July 16, 2009

textionary 

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.

Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.

textionary by MarkShark May 18, 2009

rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.

Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.

rhetorical textion by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009

Textion 

A question asked through a text message.

Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!

Textion by Jordan VB March 10, 2008

textion mark 

a text message that consists of only a question mark. phrases an obvious question without actually asking a question. commonly used to mean "i don't understand," "what do you mean," "explain," etc.

person 1:i love you.
person 2:?

person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?

"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."

textion mark by cricket23 February 18, 2009

textionship 

"Textionship: An undercover "relationship" that is kept a secret where cell phones and the internet are used as a form of communication rather than being worthy enough to communicate in person at any given moment."

let me text my thot she loves being in this textionship.

textionship by the illest chick February 10, 2014