txtfusion
a. When one receives a very confusing text message
b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.
b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.
Words you can keep
twifusion
Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..
I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool
I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.
*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.
I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.
*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.
twifusion by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010
Related Words
txtfusion • Textfusion • twatfusion • Tactfusion • textafusion • torfusion • tpfusion • twifusion • txtbusing • txtclusion
optical titlusion
When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.
Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
optical titlusion by mark86 March 6, 2009
Textfusion
The art of getting confused during texting. Usually happens with multiple text conversations or not understanding the texting language and results in random texts.
Textfusion by Wild Bor December 27, 2008
torfusion
The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.
tpfusion
tpfusion by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005
txtclusion
–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.
2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.
Related words: Txtcluder, Txtclusive, txtcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.
2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.
Related words: Txtcluder, Txtclusive, txtcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity
txtclusion by catalinacat May 30, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!