txtfusion

a. When one receives a very confusing text message

b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.

Yo dawg, i ain't understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!

txtfusion by gadgetgal January 8, 2011

twifusion 

Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..

I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool

I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.

*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.

twifusion by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010

optical titlusion 

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

optical titlusion by mark86 March 6, 2009

Textfusion 

The art of getting confused during texting. Usually happens with multiple text conversations or not understanding the texting language and results in random texts.

I had textfusion after getting too many texts at one time.

Textfusion by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

torfusion

The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.

Jonesy suddenly found himself in a state of torfusion when the timer for his microwaved taquitos rang unexpectedly at the exact moment that his favorite scene of Lord of the G-Strings entered the TV screen.

torfusion by Sheppy January 14, 2008

tpfusion 

owner of the AZN-Station, the parody king

"CPU-Unit"

"Raise Your Voice Hilary Duff"

tpfusion by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005

txtclusion

–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Txtcluder, Txtclusive, txtcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity

The city was one beeping alienated mass of txtclusion.

txtclusion by catalinacat May 30, 2009