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Textophrenia 

In today's culture of texting, especially among adolescents, there is a phenomenon where the person sets their phone to vibrate for a text. They will think their phone is vibrating (to alert a text) in their pocket or elsewhere, but their phone isn't.
If you keep thinking your cell phone is vibrating for a text, and it isn't, then you may have textophrenia
Textophrenia by The Smart Sheep December 20, 2010
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Textaphrenia 

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia
Textaphrenia by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

Textaphernia 

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.
1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone
Textaphernia by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026