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Textaphernia
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When you
think you
got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are
ultimately
a loner.
1. Dude
I think
my crush
just texted me
2. Nope. textaphernia man.
3.
Forever Alone
Textaphernia
by
DoubleD0711
February 14, 2014
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