Textaphernia 

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.

1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone

Textaphernia by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014

Textaphrenia 

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia

Textaphrenia by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

textophrenia 

when you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket even though it didn't

did my phone just vibrate?

no dude, u got textophrenia

textophrenia by emozlikepiez December 13, 2010

Textophrenia 

In today's culture of texting, especially among adolescents, there is a phenomenon where the person sets their phone to vibrate for a text. They will think their phone is vibrating (to alert a text) in their pocket or elsewhere, but their phone isn't.

If you keep thinking your cell phone is vibrating for a text, and it isn't, then you may have textophrenia

Textophrenia by The Smart Sheep December 20, 2010