Texan sandwich 

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.

My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.

Texan sandwich by FRYZE March 7, 2023

Texas Shit Sandwich 

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

Texas Shit Sandwich by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Texas turkey sandwich 

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

Texas turkey sandwich by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Texas Club Sandwich 

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

Texas Club Sandwich by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

Texas ham sandwich 

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

Texas ham sandwich by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022